I was in Bulgaria and I was shopping, and I went off the main drag, and this little store, it was hard to even tell it was open because the room was dimly lit. I went in there, and I was traveling with a girlfriend. Our relationship’s history now. But I remember she was always looking for ways to look younger. She was 45 years old, and we were talking to this woman in there. And she was astonishing. She was like a teenager. We got talking to her. We couldn’t believe she was 59.

My girlfriend said,”How?” And she picked up this thing and put it on my girlfriend’s face, and I couldn’t believe it.

I just made that story up. But that’s how you tell a story.

Gary Halbert, Gary Halbert: XXX, p.196