Amazing New Formula From Beverly Hills Lets You Look Years Younger

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO LOOK AS YOUNG AS YOU FEEL? Tova Borgnine’s amazing formula isn’t just for Hollywood stars like Debbie Reynolds, Connie Stevens and Brenda Vaccaro. Now people all over are talking about what Tova’s products has done for them. “Absolutely terrific. I feel as though I’ve had a face lift after each use.” -Jan A. Gilgandra, NSW Australia “After a few weeks people are really seeing the change in my complexion. My husband was the first to notice and I was thrilled … Everything you say about your products is true, every word.” -Joyce J.Mineola, NY “I turned … Continue reading Amazing New Formula From Beverly Hills Lets You Look Years Younger

Coat of arms

Dear Mr. Macdonald, Did you know that your family name was recorded with a coat-of-arms in ancient heraldic archives more than seven centuries ago? My husband and I discovered this while doing some research for some friends of ours who have the same last name you do. We’ve had an artist recreate the coat-of-arms exactly as described in the ancient records. This drawing, along with other information about the name, has been printed up into an attractive one-page report. The bottom half of the report tells the story of the very old and distinguished family name of Macdonald. It tells … Continue reading Coat of arms

How to get what the U.S. Government OWES YOU!

320 almost secret ways to get something back for your tax dollars right away! Dear Taxpayer: What do you get? The “poor” get federal housing, food stamps, and other welfare benefits. The rich get oil depletion allowances, lower interest rate loans, and expense accounts. What do you get? The answer to that one is easy. YOU GET TO PAY TAXES! Isn’t that nice? It is a bit depressing, isn’t it? To work so hard for your money and then each year give Uncle Sam a bigger and bigger share of it.What can you do about it?Well, you could always cheat. … Continue reading How to get what the U.S. Government OWES YOU!

People rarely want a newsletter…

A newsletter says, by implication, “I’ve got a lot of good shit you should know, and I’m going to parcel it out to you every month, in increments.” Now, if you’re real interested in whatever it is, that will be okay. But basically, what the market wants is they want the answer right now. They don’t want it parceled out. They want you to hand it to them – ergo a book or a report. Gary Halbert, Gary Halbert: XXX, p.211 Continue reading People rarely want a newsletter…

Believe it or not, I was at the Museum of Natural Art

He was a guy who’s an older guy, had a white beard. We were walking through we started talking, and we ended up having a cup of coffee. And the guy was relatively affluent. He drove away in his Rolls Royce. The second time I saw him, we got to talking and I said,”What do you do?” He said, “Well, I’m retired.” He said, “I used to be in the carpet cleaning business.” I said, “You were in a carpet cleaning business and you own a Rolls Royce?!” And he says, “Yeah.” “How the hell did you do that? I’m … Continue reading Believe it or not, I was at the Museum of Natural Art

I was in Bulgaria and I was shopping…

I was in Bulgaria and I was shopping, and I went off the main drag, and this little store, it was hard to even tell it was open because the room was dimly lit. I went in there, and I was traveling with a girlfriend. Our relationship’s history now. But I remember she was always looking for ways to look younger. She was 45 years old, and we were talking to this woman in there. And she was astonishing. She was like a teenager. We got talking to her. We couldn’t believe she was 59. My girlfriend said,”How?” And she … Continue reading I was in Bulgaria and I was shopping…

The best way to write is as if you were a fan reporter

This is the utopian thing that could happen for anybody who’s selling something. Let’s say that there is a reporter for the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, the Wall Street Journal, your local newspaper. And for some reason, he comes out to your place to do a story. He asks you all kinds of questions about you, and he asks you all kinds of questions about your business. And then, he falls in love with you and he falls in love with your business, and he returns to the paper and he sits down at his word processor … Continue reading The best way to write is as if you were a fan reporter