Darling, I’m having the most extraordinary experience…

I’m head over heels in DOVE! No, darling – DOVE. D- like in delicious. I told you, sweet. I’m in the tub. Taking a bath. A DOVE bath – my very first.  And what a positively gorgeous time I’m having! It’s just as if I’d never really bathed before! No, dear! It isn’t a soap. Soap was never like this! So wickedly creamy. That man on TV said that DOVE is one-quarter cleansing cream- that it creams my skin while I bathe – and now I really believe him. Why, DOVE even smells creamy. Such a lovely, lush, expensive smell!  … Continue reading Darling, I’m having the most extraordinary experience…

Who cares what your company desires?

I am worried about my own problems. The bank is foreclosing the mortgage on my house, the bugs are destroying the hollyhocks, the stock market tumbled yesterday. I missed the eight-fifteen this morning, I wasn’t invited to the Jones’s dance last night, the doctor tells me I have high blood pressure and neuritis and dandruff. And then what happens? I come to the office this morning worried, open my mail and here is some little whippersnapper off in New York yapping about what his company wants. Bah! If he only realized what sort of impression his letter makes, he would … Continue reading Who cares what your company desires?